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‘So, what do you think of that guy who imprisoned his daughter for twenty-four years, and got her pregnant?’
Um …. Not hot? Bad hair? Bit weird? Probably not too good in bed?
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The Next Generation
Overheard on a Northern Beaches bus. 5.45 pm Friday …
Blonde Posh-Spice Lookalike:
So how do you know Robbie*? Have you slept with him? I haven’t, so don’t worry.
Brunette Posh-Spice Lookalike:
*insert boring story about going to Manly in Year Ten and hooking up with Robbie* … So, why haven’t you slept with him?
Blonde Posh-Spice Lookalike:
(getting all uncomfortable and embarrassed, and without a hint of irony) Because I’m, like, a total prude. I only sleep with guys that I, like, know.
… Sometimes I feel so old. And also, like a total prude. Obvs.
* Friend of friend of friend having a 21st on Saturday night … not that I was eavesdropping or anything.
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